" force field "

 [ "force field" ]

1: Any obstruction that could block you in any way, but does not block you if you move to the left or right in any measurable distance.

  * e.g.,  ... oh no we will never get past this force field (in other words a fence that spans 2 feet across) 

 [ "Force Field" ]

1: Force field:

  * e.g.,  ... Example: My boy Johnny Mac was being schemed on by this butch chick, so he threw up his force field and she immediatly backed off. 

 [ "Force Field" ]

2: verb: the act of putting up a metaphorical or litteral barrier between yourself (the victim) and the forcee, in order to prevent furcher enforcement. There are many different techniques in deploying the force field, usually relating to the speed of which it is deployed. Also, there are many different types of focefields, some are more effective than others, depending on the creepiness of the enforcer. Noun: the actual barrier that is used to shield oneself (or a group) from a particular force.

 [ "Force Field" ]

1: The immediate area around you after you fart.

  * e.g.,  ... That dude had the smelliest force field in 3 states. 

 [ "force field shit" ]

1: When somebody shits in the bathroom and the next person to use the bathroom can't get close enough to the toilet to use it because the strong odor of the turd has created a force field. You can't get close enough to penetrate the toilet.

  * e.g.,  ... Rick I thought you had to use the bathroom? I did but Joe took a force field shit and I couldn't penetrate it. 

 [ "force field of hostility" ]

1: Inexplicable rage that is manifested in hostile speech towards others, most often as a result of a performer being insulted or heckled during live comedic routines. Also any mental state of an individual where they may react in a hostile manner.

  * e.g.,  ... “And I’ll get to the force field of hostility -- why it’s there, why the rage is in any of us, why the trash takes place, whether or not it’s between me and a couple of hecklers in the audience or between this country and another nation, the rage…” 

 [ "Mac Force-Field" ]

1: The act, usually performed of women, of wearing to dam much make up.

  * e.g.,  ... Dam. Girl would be hella pretty if that Mac Force-Field wore off. 

 [ "sausage force-field" ]

1: Term used to describe the ring of horny dudes around an attactive woman at the bar. Blocking off any outside contact. Also, see "sausage casing."

  * e.g.,  ... Man 1: Why don't you go talk to her? 

 [ "scrubby kid force field" ]

1: a barrier formed around a relatively attractive young female to deflect any number of interested males. It is usually comprised of awkward, non-popular male friends whom all have a crush on said female. The female is entirely unaware of its existence and the fact that it is the main reason why males, whom she finds attractive, never attempt to communicate with her. This force field drives away most chances of interaction with the attractive girl, as no one wants to be around scrubby ass kids. Once it is penetrated by someone, that individual has a high chance of acheiving relationship status because of the sheer difficulty.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey look, it's Nicole." "Yeah, and her scrubby kid force field." "Yeah, fuck that, let's go get smoothies." 

 [ "Level 8 Force Field" ]

1: A level 8 Force Field is one of the strongest defenses against opposing forces. A level 8 force field will protect against the following: kisses

  * e.g.,  ... MY LOVE VIBES WILL REACH YOU, DAMNIT!!! 

 [ "Level 8 Force Field" ]

2: dogs

  * e.g.,  ... ~sends vibes~ level 8 force field placed 

 [ "Level 8 Force Field" ]

3: cats

  * e.g.,  ... ~vibes blocked~ 

 [ "Level 8 Force Field" ]

4: love vibes

 [ "Level 8 Force Field" ]

5: roommates

 [ "Level 8 Force Field" ]

6: shouts

 [ "Level 8 Force Field" ]

7: children

 [ "Level 8 Force Field" ]

8: green vegetables

 [ "Level 8 Force Field" ]

9: any projectile shot, thrown, or kicked Noone knows if a level 9 has been discovered yet but scientists are awaiting further information on experiments. The only thing that can break a level 8 force field is the person who placed it, crossing over the threshold on which the force field was placed over

 [ "Force field kid" ]

1: The person who always has to be right or one up you; i.e. the kid on the playground that would always have to win at playing make-believe, extending into adulthood by the manipulation of information not known to everyone.

  * e.g.,  ... "okay kevin that's a hit, you take 13 points of bludgeoning damage"